Six word memoir

Heard this on R4 yesterday.

Ernest Hemmingway apparently bet someone he could write a story using
only six words, he subsequently submitted the following example:

- For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

Based on this, a publisher has produced a book full of six word
memoirs, called "Not quite what I was planning". Details here
http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/

Amusing examples include:

- Met true love. Married someone else.
- Wasn't born a redhead. Fixed that.
- After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.

All good stuff. So after the briefest consideration, here's mine:

- Mostly in wrong order. Better perhaps?
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<neal DeleteThis @champ.org.uk> typed
>Heard this on R4 yesterday.
>
>Ernest Hemmingway apparently bet someone he could write a story using
>only six words, he subsequently submitted the following example:
>
>- For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
>
>Based on this, a publisher has produced a book full of six word
>memoirs, called "Not quite what I was planning". Details here
>http://www.smithmag.net/sixwords/
>
>Amusing examples include:
>
>- Met true love. Married someone else.
>- Wasn't born a redhead. Fixed that.
>- After Harvard, had baby with crackhead.
>
>All good stuff. So after the briefest consideration, here's mine:
>
>- Mostly in wrong order. Better perhaps?

Quaffed well, ate heartily, killed pancreas.

--
Wicked Uncle Nigel - "He's hopeless, but he's honest"

My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.