I've got a very sore arse

 > running about 100psi and a seat the size of a mobile phone. I am a raving
 > heterosexual and it doesn't take much to create pain in the back door
 > region.

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"Jules" <blah DeleteThis @example.com> wrote in message
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  > > running about 100psi and a seat the size of a mobile phone. I am a
raving
  > > heterosexual and it doesn't take much to create pain in the back door
  > > region.
 >
 > Fag.

Good comprehension work there.

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Dave E wrote:

 > ...from riding my bloody pushbike.

Perhaps you are doing it wrong?

  regards,
   CrazyCam<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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Dave (mate) get ya fat ass over here and bring those flippin beers!

Summers nearly over!

PS. My last cycling expedition was around the Rutherglen wineries....still
recovering.... And I thought that that area was FLAT!


"Dave E" <i.am RemoveThis @my.wits.end.with.spam> wrote in message
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 > ...from riding my bloody pushbike.
 >

 > After something of a recovery, I noticed there beer count had reached zero
 > so hopped on the XX and blasted up to the local drive-through. The big
 > Honda has a wiiiide comfy seat, does more than 12 up steep hills and as I
 > blasted homewards with a case of Hoegaarden in the tankbag I wondered what
 > the hell I was thinking earlier.
 >
 > I'm buggered if I know why I'm telling you all this but some insight may
 > be
 > gleaned from the added note that those beers are going down very well
 > indeed.
 >
 > Sitting sideways...
 >
 > Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX
 >
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Dave E wrote:
 > "Jules" <blah.TakeThisOut@example.com> wrote in message
 > news:1109158537.6ecedd2aa40918b740984c9c942e2c23@teranews...
 >
   >>>running about 100psi and a seat the size of a mobile phone. I am a
 >
 > raving
 >
   >>>heterosexual and it doesn't take much to create pain in the back door
   >>>region.
  >>
  >>Fag.
 >
 >
 > Good comprehension work there.
 >
 >
 >
 >

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"Dave E" <i.am RemoveThis @my.wits.end.with.spam> wrote in message
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 > ...from riding my bloody pushbike.
 >
 > I used to ride about 300+ kms per week on the damned thing until I bought
 > a
 > powered bike about 3 years ago.

The good old days when we had buns of steel....I used to ride around a fair
bit too clocking up aroud 500k's a week (it was 50 k's to work and back
again). When summer and the big races come around I get an urge to go riding
but have managed to hold myself back. Would love to do it again one of these
days...

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"col" <col.RemoveThis@col.com> wrote in message news:384cniF5jcv9vU1@individual.net...
 > "Dave E" <i.am.RemoveThis@my.wits.end.with.spam> wrote in message
 > news:3837m3F5is4ntU1@individual.net...
  > > ...from riding my bloody pushbike.
  > >
  > > I used to ride about 300+ kms per week on the damned thing until I
bought
  > > a
  > > powered bike about 3 years ago.
 >
 > The good old days when we had buns of steel....I used to ride around a
fair
 > bit too clocking up aroud 500k's a week (it was 50 k's to work and back
 > again). When summer and the big races come around I get an urge to go
riding
 > but have managed to hold myself back. Would love to do it again one of
these
 > days...
 >

Hi Col,

Well there you go - had to outdo me by 200 kms/wk!

Yes you're right. These days I'm sporting a bit of a spare tyre and back in
those cycling days of interval training, long grinds, racing - both
mountainbike and road, I was buff mate, buff! In the blink of an eye I've
gone to seed - not good for the fans.

Getting back into the saddle is fraught with pain and suffering (and being a
few years older doesn't help) but (and don't let this get out amongst the
lot in this ng...) - like you I miss those days of powering myself around
the place. I remember holding 50 to 55 all the way up from the bottom of
the Pac. Hwy almost to Crows Nest with those big (shaved... mmmm) pistons
pumping away - hundreds of chicks looking on in awe, could have been
thosands. What a buzz (for them). Of course those speeds are a snap on the
XX but it's just not the same.

So just do it mate - the iron butt thing happens pretty quickly and your
bike misses you. Do it for the fans, and those big shaved legs look and
feel the go eh? hehe Just don't neglect the other bike(s) though.

Cheers,
Dave (suffering from a few too many beers this morning...) TCR1 => ZZR600 =>
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"manson" <crazycam DeleteThis @ar.com.au> wrote in message
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 > Dave E wrote:
 >
  > > ...from riding my bloody pushbike.
 >
 > Perhaps you are doing it wrong?

I've been told that before Cam! Perhaps riding the damned thing is wrong in
itself eh?

Naah - have to get fit again - perhaps I'll fit a big Corbin to the bike.
Giant TCR1 aluminium/carbon bike - 11kg, Corbin seat - 6kg - could have a
slight impact on dynamics but imagine the cred amongst the cafe mob.

Cheers,
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"alx" <alxnews.RemoveThis@agCAPPSOUT..buzz.com...au> wrote in message
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 > Dave (mate) get ya fat ass over here and bring those flippin beers!

You only love me for my Hoegaardens - biatch.

 > Summers nearly over!

Yeah - faaark. Winter sucks the big one.

 > PS. My last cycling expedition was around the Rutherglen wineries....still
 > recovering.... And I thought that that area was FLAT!

Cycle + wine tour - never been convinced that's an optimal combination mate.
Get that missus to drive - train her early. Didn't work for me though...

Cheers,
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On 2005-02-23, Dave E <i.am.DeleteThis@my.wits.end.with.spam> wrote:
 > ...from riding my bloody pushbike.
 >
 > I used to ride about 300+ kms per week on the damned thing until I bought a
 > powered bike about 3 years ago.
 >
 > So today I dragged out the beast and did a quick 14km spin with a few nasty
 > hills, got completely stuffed and had my ass hammered into next week by the
 > tiny racing seat. A modern racing bike has no suspension, 1cm wide tyres
 > running about 100psi and a seat the size of a mobile phone. I am a raving
 > heterosexual and it doesn't take much to create pain in the back door
 > region.
 >
 > After something of a recovery, I noticed there beer count had reached zero
 > so hopped on the XX and blasted up to the local drive-through. The big
 > Honda has a wiiiide comfy seat, does more than 12 up steep hills and as I
 > blasted homewards with a case of Hoegaarden in the tankbag I wondered what
 > the hell I was thinking earlier.
 >
 > I'm buggered if I know why I'm telling you all this but some insight may be
 > gleaned from the added note that those beers are going down very well
 > indeed.
 >
 > Sitting sideways...
 >
 > Dave ZZR600 => ST2 (stolen) => '03 XX
 >
 >


I read all of that, and the one thing that stuck in my head, was you can
get hoegaarden in cases???

Tim
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 > I read all of that, and the one thing that stuck in my head, was you can
 > get hoegaarden in cases???
 >
 > Tim
 > life is getting more and more complete every day, now all i need is to
 > find somewhere selling Tripel Karmeliet.

Hi Tim,

You certainly can. My local bottle-o is the El-Rancho in North Ryde ("the
Raaaanch") and they stock a number of fancy beers. The 'Hoees' aren't the
cheapest so don't buy just before your mates are coming over for a BBQ!

On the subject - I have a cheap-ass mate who secretly pours VB from cans
into Crownie bottles for his guests. I'm not affected - hate both of them
but he's always pretty chuffed with himself when he does it.

They also sell Erdinger, Chimay and other such delights by the case if
you're into that kind of thing (I am on the odd occasion).

Cheers,
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 > use KY.. Slej says it helps him out

What's the good of that? Supposed to help him in...

Gary

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In article <384ds8F5l61mjU1.DeleteThis@individual.net>,
"Dave E" <i.am.DeleteThis@my.wits.end.with.spam> wrote:

 > I remember holding 50 to 55 all the way up from the bottom of
 > the Pac. Hwy almost to Crows Nest with those big (shaved... mmmm) pistons
 > pumping away - hundreds of chicks looking on in awe, could have been
 > thosands. What a buzz (for them).

Then someone stole the Ducati, eh?



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