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Werx6

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:31 pm
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On a recent ride I was following a few 4b's through some real boggy clay in
a local reserve. It was impossible to pass cause they were jumping and
slidding 4 ft left to right. They had no control, I had even less. Any mare
than quarter throttle and my bike's AI system would take control. Hard work
but extrememly entertaining to watch some of the other fella's. I found a
way past the 4b's and powered down the track. When I came to another
slippery section a rider caught me. I could here him behind so I took it
easy, kill him with roost? nah! Prick, he passes me and showers me with golf
ball size rocks. So, I follow, awaiting my opertunity to seek revenge.
Unfortunately, he saw me coming and wiped himself out on a tree. Bastard!

Pretty soon the convoy arrived and escorted him to safety. He wasn't lookin
too healthy!

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:31 pm
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On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 12:31:04 +1000, Werx <b@man> wrote:

 >On a recent ride I was following a few 4b's through some real boggy clay in
 >a local reserve. It was impossible to pass cause they were jumping and
 >slidding 4 ft left to right. They had no control, I had even less. Any mare
 >than quarter throttle and my bike's AI system would take control. Hard work
 >but extrememly entertaining to watch some of the other fella's. I found a
 >way past the 4b's and powered down the track. When I came to another
 >slippery section a rider caught me. I could here him behind so I took it
 >easy, kill him with roost? nah! Prick, he passes me and showers me with golf
 >ball size rocks. So, I follow, awaiting my opertunity to seek revenge.
 >Unfortunately, he saw me coming and wiped himself out on a tree. Bastard!
 >
 >Pretty soon the convoy arrived and escorted him to safety. He wasn't lookin
 >too healthy!

You talk funny dude!

Smoke what ever you like, it's ok with me.

Murray

BTW, what's a 4b?<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->

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Danny Greaves

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:31 pm
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I would guess that a "4b" is a 4 wheel ATV. Over here we call them a'quad.'
But did you ever think that the rock shower may have been pay back!!! Smile)




Werx wrote:
 >
 > On a recent ride I was following a few 4b's through some real boggy clay in
 > a local reserve. It was impossible to pass cause they were jumping and
 > slidding 4 ft left to right. They had no control, I had even less. Any mare
 > than quarter throttle and my bike's AI system would take control. Hard work
 > but extrememly entertaining to watch some of the other fella's. I found a
 > way past the 4b's and powered down the track. When I came to another
 > slippery section a rider caught me. I could here him behind so I took it
 > easy, kill him with roost? nah! Prick, he passes me and showers me with golf
 > ball size rocks. So, I follow, awaiting my opertunity to seek revenge.
 > Unfortunately, he saw me coming and wiped himself out on a tree. Bastard!
 >
 > Pretty soon the convoy arrived and escorted him to safety. He wasn't lookin
 > too healthy!<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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XR650L_Dave1

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:31 pm
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Danny Greaves <dandog.TakeThisOut@pacbell.net> wrote in message news:<3F8A5943.22E41CDA.TakeThisOut@pacbell.net>...
 > I would guess that a "4b" is a 4 wheel ATV. Over here we call them a'quad.'
 > But did you ever think that the rock shower may have been pay back!!! Smile)
 >
 >

Or more precisely, qwaaaaad.
As in, hey, duuude, I used to love jumping my qwaaaad. Can you help me
get my wheelchair on the bus?
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 1:31 pm
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"XR650L_Dave" <spamTHISbrp DeleteThis @yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:5eafeac.0310130552.76a367a3@posting.google.com...
 > Danny Greaves <dandog DeleteThis @pacbell.net> wrote in message
news:<3F8A5943.22E41CDA DeleteThis @pacbell.net>...
  > > I would guess that a "4b" is a 4 wheel ATV. Over here we call them
a'quad.'
  > > But did you ever think that the rock shower may have been pay back!!!
Smile)
  > >
  > >
 >
 > Or more precisely, qwaaaaad.
 > As in, hey, duuude, I used to love jumping my qwaaaad.

Or, "Hey, duuude, I used to love whipping shitties with my qwaaaad."

 > Can you help me
 > get my wheelchair on the bus?
 > (was that mean-spirited? not for a monday...)<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 2:40 pm
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 > From: Murray <murray RemoveThis @work.com>
 > Newsgroups: rec.motorcycles.dirt
 > Date: Sun, 12 Oct 2003 20:53:07 -0600
 > Subject: Re: He's lucky I didn't smoke it up on his chest plate.
 >
 > On Mon, 13 Oct 2003 12:31:04 +1000, Werx <b@man> wrote:
 >
  >> On a recent ride I was following a few 4b's through some real boggy clay in
  >> a local reserve. It was impossible to pass cause they were jumping and
  >> slidding 4 ft left to right. They had no control, I had even less. Any mare
  >> than quarter throttle and my bike's AI system would take control. Hard work
  >> but extrememly entertaining to watch some of the other fella's. I found a
  >> way past the 4b's and powered down the track. When I came to another
  >> slippery section a rider caught me. I could here him behind so I took it
  >> easy, kill him with roost? nah! Prick, he passes me and showers me with golf
  >> ball size rocks. So, I follow, awaiting my opertunity to seek revenge.
  >> Unfortunately, he saw me coming and wiped himself out on a tree. Bastard!
  >>
  >> Pretty soon the convoy arrived and escorted him to safety. He wasn't lookin
  >> too healthy!
 >
 > You talk funny dude!
 >
 > Smoke what ever you like, it's ok with me.
 >
 > Murray
 >
 > BTW, what's a 4b?
The latin term would be fourowheelius drivus, i think, I don't know latin at
all!

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:24 pm
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 >qwaaaaad.

To say that properly you first must turn your hat backwards.
Doug
Pacific NorthWET/Oregon
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:44 pm
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"MXOldtimer" <mxoldtimer.DeleteThis@aol.com> wrote in message
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  > >qwaaaaad.
 >
 > To say that properly you first must turn your hat backwards.
 > Doug
 > Pacific NorthWET/Oregon
<font color=purple> > <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://hometown.aol.com/mxoldtimer/myhomepage/index.html</font" target="_blank">http://hometown.aol.com/mxoldtimer/myhomepage/index.html</font</a>>

You're behind, dewd. It's now a golf visor, upside down and backwards.

Imagine a head being vomited out of a duck's mouth...

John<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 3:54 pm
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 >
 >You're behind, dewd. It's now a golf visor, upside down and backwards.

Damn! I never could keep up on fashion.
I remember hearing my Dad say, "If I could get these girls (my sisters) to
hang a turd from their ears,,,he'd make a fortune".
Doug
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Mon Oct 13, 2003 5:55 pm
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"Brian Jahelka" <webmasterb AT blackjackenduro DOT com> wrote:

   >> > But did you ever think that the rock shower may have been pay back!!!
 >Smile)
   >> >
   >> >
  >>
  >> Or more precisely, qwaaaaad.
  >> As in, hey, duuude, I used to love jumping my qwaaaad.
 >
 >Or, "Hey, duuude, I used to love whipping shitties with my qwaaaad."
 >
  >> Can you help me
  >> get my wheelchair on the bus?
  >> (was that mean-spirited? not for a monday...)

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2003 3:07 pm
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 > I would guess that a "4b" is a 4 wheel ATV. Over here we call them a'quad.'
 > But did you ever think that the rock shower may have been pay back!!! Smile)

4x4, you know, landrover, yeah. We call quads or qwaaaaadds, whatever, QUADS
..
We call people who ride quads, 'PUSSIES'. No one rides them xcept Old McD

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2003 12:34 pm
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Lol... Good thing I dont have a quad. Just a lil ole XR600R.
But its just not cool to roost anyone with rocks going 60+ mph.

Werx wrote:
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  > > I would guess that a "4b" is a 4 wheel ATV. Over here we call them a'quad.'
  > > But did you ever think that the rock shower may have been pay back!!! Smile)
 >
 > 4x4, you know, landrover, yeah. We call quads or qwaaaaadds, whatever, QUADS
 > .
 > We call people who ride quads, 'PUSSIES'. No one rides them xcept Old McD
 >
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