THE PERFECT WALMART GREETER
--A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walks into Wal-Mart with
her two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through
the entrance.
--The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you've got there - are they twins?"
--The ugly woman stops screaming long enough to say;
"Hell no they ain't, the oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's
7.Why the hell would you think they're twins?........ Do you really
think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter.
----"I just couldn't believe that someone would have slept with you
twice. You have a nice day now."
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