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(Msg. 1) Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:07 am
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=A woman in her fifties is at home, unclothed, happily jumping on her
bed and squealing with delight.
=Her husband watches her for a while and asks, " Do you have any idea
how ridiculous you look?  What's the matter with you? "  
=The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, " I don't care what
you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that
not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."  
=The husband replies, " What did he say about your 55 year old ass? "





" Your name never came up," she replied.

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