How to cook motorcycle-meat???

Sometimes, when I go hunting, I do shoot motorcycles
and then I do roast and eat them.

They're kind of hard to chew, so I'd like to hear recipes
for making motorcycle-meat more tender.

Do you have any?

Sometimes, when I go hunting, I do shoot motorcycles
and then I do roast and eat them.

They're kind of hard to chew, so I'd like to hear recipes
for making motorcycle-meat more tender.

Do you have any?