No dirtbikes in Ft. Lauderdale

Folks there are all retired dirt bikers.






IdaSpode wrote:
> On Sat, 03 Jun 2006 15:22:33 -0700, Mike Baxter <m"who"@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
> >Well, Tracy and I are on vacation in Fort Lauderdale, Fl. That is, IF
> >you can call spending several days with your Mother, Mother-in-Law,
> >Brother-in-law and family a vacation. I don't. I'm on the balcony
> >drinking myself into oblivion until I can get the hell out of here.
> >Anyway, I noticed that I have not seen one dirt bike or even a dual
> >sport bike while I'm here. I also noticed that every person riding a
> >street bike is a helmet less squid.
> >
> >I did see about 150000 yachts and sailboats. I wish Mike W were here
> >so I could go sailing and throw winch handles at jet skiers.
>
> Hey, turn your cell phone on or give me the hotel & room #...
>
> >Mike Baxter
>
> DJ
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oldfart wrote:
> Folks there are all retired dirt bikers.
>
Yep. Although FL being a flat state, I'm surprised you don't see many
whiteheads on bikes going through a 3rd (or even 4th) childhood. Guess
they spend too much time driving the buick or LTD or similar land yacht
around.

I wish Mike W were here
> > >so I could go sailing and throw winch handles at jet skiers.

Sailboaters are faggots who eat trail mix and usually wear sandals. PWC
owners are broken down into two groups: rich people who either live on
the water and have a gazzillion toys (including many large boats) or
people who cannot afford a real boat (usually the white trailer trash
nascar fan types). Speaking of FL & DB's, RC is from FL and so is JS
whom I hope is okay after that ugly boo-boo I saw yesterday on OLN. I
hope he shows up so I can see him in person at Southwick.
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