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Hillbilly

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:21 pm
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You have ever raced with rubber boots on.

Hauled your bike to the race with it in an uncleaned stock trailer.

Hauled to the race with your bike sticking out of the trunk of a car.

Raced with a flannel shirt on.

Used paper plates for number plates.

Smoked while racing.

Had a stranger sign as your guardian on the consent forms.

Held your trophy out the window on the way home from the race.

Wrapped a bath towel around your face during those frosty hare scrambles.

Tied your seat on with the clothesline.

Stole gas from the tractor to get enough to race.

Car pooled with more than 5 guys, with bikes and gear, in one pickup.

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:21 pm
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That's like real horrorshow haw haw haw but any droog with his rookers
on a motorbike gots a red neck under his gulliver, oh my brother!

James
00CR250

"Hillbilly" <Ward DeleteThis @swbell.net> wrote...
 > You have ever raced with rubber boots on.
 >
 > Hauled your bike to the race with it in an uncleaned stock trailer.
 >
 > Hauled to the race with your bike sticking out of the trunk of a car.
 >
 > Raced with a flannel shirt on.
 >
 > Used paper plates for number plates.
 >
 > Smoked while racing.
 >
 > Had a stranger sign as your guardian on the consent forms.
 >
 > Held your trophy out the window on the way home from the race.
 >
 > Wrapped a bath towel around your face during those frosty hare scrambles.
 >
 > Tied your seat on with the clothesline.
 >
 > Stole gas from the tractor to get enough to race.
 >
 > Car pooled with more than 5 guys, with bikes and gear, in one pickup.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->

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Rex McKinney1

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:24 pm
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That is funny as hell, I'm stealing it by the way. LOL

Rex McKinney
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WoodsChick

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:34 pm
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"Hillbilly" <Ward.TakeThisOut@swbell.net> wrote in message news:<Sfgac.5$Xn6.1339515@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com>...
 > Held your trophy out the window on the way home from the race.
 >

Uh-oh...

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spodely

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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:59 pm
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Funny.

At least there wasn't anything about a weeks worth of bike/camping gear in
suitcases...

John
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derek2

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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 4:59 pm
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"spodely" <spodely.DeleteThis@carolina.rr.com> wrote in message news:<yPgac.2866$y7.111366@twister.southeast.rr.com>...
 > Funny.
 >
 > At least there wasn't anything about a weeks worth of bike/camping gear in
 > suitcases...
 >
 > John

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Other Tom

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(Msg. 7) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 7:05 pm
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Can anybody translate this for me?

Tom

'01 YZ426
'96 XR200R
'03 XR70R

"James" <midwestmotocross.RemoveThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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 > That's like real horrorshow haw haw haw but any droog with his rookers
 > on a motorbike gots a red neck under his gulliver, oh my brother!
 >
 > James
 > 00CR250<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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XR650L_Dave1

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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 9:51 pm
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midwestmotocross.DeleteThis@yahoo.com (James) wrote in message news:<a2f72c3f.0403301312.15ef7704.DeleteThis@posting.google.com>...
 > That's like real horrorshow haw haw haw but any droog with his rookers
 > on a motorbike gots a red neck under his gulliver, oh my brother!
 >
 > James
 > 00CR250
 >

I believe that would have been "oh my brothers"
Off to the milk bar...<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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PymerOne

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(Msg. 9) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 10:38 pm
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"Hillbilly" <Ward.DeleteThis@swbell.net> schreef in bericht
news:Sfgac.5$Xn6.1339515@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com...

guilty as charged on 4 accounts...am not gone tell u which exactly.

Grtz, P1

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Nate Bargmann3

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(Msg. 10) Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2004 11:26 pm
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On Tue, 30 Mar 2004 15:21:22 +0000, Hillbilly wrote:

 > You have ever raced with rubber boots on.

Not raced but I brought the cows in at milking time on the bike in such a
get-up. Does that count?

- Nate >>

--

"The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds,
the pessimist fears this is true."<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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Wudscrasher

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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 3:14 am
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  >> Held your trophy out the window on the way home from the race.
  >>
 >
 >Uh-oh...
 >
 >Tami Gene
 >

Guilty as charged, I assume?

<snicker, I'd do the same thing>

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MWhite4981

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(Msg. 12) Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 5:36 am
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I used paper plates for number plates on a dual sport Suzuki 250 with a knobby
on the back and a 19" trials tire on the front.
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:17 am
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spamTHISbrp.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com (XR650L_Dave) wrote...
 > midwestmotocross.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com (James) wrote...
  > > That's like real horrorshow haw haw haw but any droog with his rookers
  > > on a motorbike gots a red neck under his gulliver, oh my brother!
  > >
  > > James
  > > 00CR250
  > >
 >
 > I believe that would have been "oh my brothers"
 > Off to the milk bar...

har har har...oh cal.

James
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XR650L_Dave1

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(Msg. 14) Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 8:28 am
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"Other Tom" <thomasp_.DeleteThis@hevanet.com> wrote in message news:<106k9rj20q6lsc9.DeleteThis@corp.supernews.com>...
 > Can anybody translate this for me?
 >
 > Tom
 >
 > '01 YZ426
 > '96 XR200R
 > '03 XR70R
 >
 > "James" <midwestmotocross.DeleteThis@yahoo.com> wrote in message
 > news:a2f72c3f.0403301312.15ef7704@posting.google.com...
  > > That's like real horrorshow haw haw haw but any droog with his rookers
  > > on a motorbike gots a red neck under his gulliver, oh my brother!
  > >
  > > James
  > > 00CR250

horrorshow = good
droog = friend
rookers = hands
gulliver = head

from "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess

<a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.clockworkorange.com/nadsat.shtml" target="_blank">http://www.clockworkorange.com/nadsat.shtml</a><!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ -->
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WoodsChick

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(Msg. 15) Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2004 4:36 pm
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spamTHISbrp.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com (XR650L_Dave) wrote in message news:<5eafeac.0403310728.4c2328d8.TakeThisOut@posting.google.com>...
 > "Other Tom" <thomasp_.TakeThisOut@hevanet.com> wrote in message news:<106k9rj20q6lsc9.TakeThisOut@corp.supernews.com>...
  > > Can anybody translate this for me?
  > >
  > > Tom
  > >
  > > '01 YZ426
  > > '96 XR200R
  > > '03 XR70R
  > >
  > > "James" <midwestmotocross.TakeThisOut@yahoo.com> wrote in message
  > > news:a2f72c3f.0403301312.15ef7704@posting.google.com...
   > > > That's like real horrorshow haw haw haw but any droog with his rookers
   > > > on a motorbike gots a red neck under his gulliver, oh my brother!
   > > >
   > > > James
   > > > 00CR250
 >
 > horrorshow = good
 > droog = friend
 > rookers = hands
 > gulliver = head
 >
 > from "A Clockwork Orange" by Anthony Burgess
 >
<font color=purple> > <a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://www.clockworkorange.com/nadsat.shtml</font" target="_blank">http://www.clockworkorange.com/nadsat.shtml</font</a>>

Thank you. I was quite young when our mom took us to see "A Clockwork
Orange"
at the drive-in, and thankfully I don't remember much of the dialogue,
only the visuals.

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