On Wed, 05 May 2004 14:23:59 GMT, "whenindoubt" <dontemailme.TakeThisOut@netzero.net>
wrote:
>Just a defensive statement because I want Mike to like me.
It's not all it's cracked up to be. Greg says you're a good guy, so that's
all I need anyway.
>I'm sorry I own a
>quad.
The *single* greatest incorrect take-away that occurs anytime my opinion
on quads comes up is this... it's taken that I have some
automatically-activated burning hatred of quad riders. Not the case. For
example, I like Guido... somewhere in between: I would piss on him if he
were on fire but not enough to give him a kidney. My opinion is centered
around the impact the existence of these conveyances of old Japanese women
down muddy roads into town has had on a favored sport:
- Destruction of our habitat (yes, WE were there first so I am permitted
to feel the fucked party here). Guys like you and Greg and Pete can go
like raped apes in the woods. You guys do fine in the wide open
log-cleared FAA-certifiable runways these goddam things have transformed
the tight stuff into. I have zero desire to hang it out in fifth gear. In
fact, fuck fifth gear. I want sane risk. I want the trail riding
experience I had that was 100% consistent back to the early 70's in this
town and just zapped the fuck away *overnight* when the one-man jeeps
(OMJ's) showed up. I *swear* to God that if I ever encounter another
person removing a log from the trail I'll kill their ass on the spot.
- The impact this peer group, and the damage they have done, has had on
the reputation of our sport. OMJ's and dirtbikes are the same thing to Joe
Public and he's the one that votes and drives policy. Any way you slice
it, OMJ's have had an off-the-scale detrimental impact on off-road riding.
Less sound/more ground would solve 90+% of our access problems if it was
just bikes. Quads make the sound issue moot. They destroy.
- Regarding the riders... I do a miserable job of concealing my perfect
incompatibility with stupid people/left-siders. I have gone to great pains
to clarify that I do not believe there is a causal relationship between
riding quads and being a left-sider. I have made the point, I think
definitively, that the industry had to "cross the chasm"/slob-enable the
their technology to grow market share... meaning they had to reach out to
the left siders. This would flood the ranks of OMJ enthusiasts with left
siders who were previously prevented from sustainable engagement with the
core of the woods by the risk/cost/requisite dedication inherent in two
wheel access. I made the point, and so I know what it really was... People
screw up the point, but screwing up is a hallmark of the slob-enabled
target market so I don't lose much sleep. I'm an unlikable insensitive
elitist bastard and so people shouldn't lose sleep that I don't like them.
We'll all be dead in a 100 years so let's work on something else.
for reference, the larger explanation resides at:
<a style='text-decoration: underline;' href="http://users.crocker.com/~mwilliams/SETV.htm" target="_blank">http://users.crocker.com/~mwilliams/SETV.htm</a>
>It was given to me free by a friend.
Greg is good people. Too bad Pete's a bastard:)
>GP fixed it up and rode it around
>his Mom's house for a year
I don't remember the road into town there being muddy... And Mrs. P is not
"old"... I had her down as maybe in her 30's?

Odd that an OMJ should be
needed there...
>and then I took it and rode it around my backyard
>for a year.
If I had a larger bit of property that a tractor could not successfully
handle, I would own a quad. They seem to be great work vehicles and a
great last hurrah for when we all get older and still wish to be on
something out in the woods besides wheel chairs. Hmmm.... off-road
tractoring. Would anyone notice?
>I cross my heart and swear that I will NEVER, EVER ride the quad
>on a piece of single-track. It will probably never leave my backyard again.
>Please forgive me Mike, I know I screwed up.
The gesture is appreciated but unnecessary. We lost. Game over.
>Will you be my friend?
Already am, but I would encourage you to aspire to larger goals... like...
well... she's mine. Make up your own goals.
On another note, say you were drinking tomato juice out of a can. Say you
liked pepper in your tomato juice. Say you already were somehow aware that
if you drop the pepper in the hole that you can't shake it up without
making a huge mess and ruining your favorite t-shirt. Got any ideas?
Please reply quickly... it's about half gone.
Mike
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