Tuesday there was a ride

This morning I got up and turned on the computer to check my e-mail and Bill
hit me on instant messenger to let me know that Jerry was in da house. He
told me to come over but I ignored him and went back to bed for my morning
nap. I just got to sleeping good and the damn phone rang. I looked to see
who it was and it was Billy Walker telling me to get my ass over there
because Mazda was whoopin up a big ole breakfast. I told him I would be
right there. I got myself ready and checked the Goldwing to make sure it
would start and it did. Its been setting up for a couple days with no
battery tender. I pulled up at the La Casa ala mexi-cana and was met at the
door by Bill. I came in the house and sho nuff, breakfast was a cookin. I
was told that Mazda made some of her famous hot sauce when she heard I was
comming over...she dont make that just for anyone as Jerry discovered. Mazda
is a damn good cook and if anyone turns down her cooking, they are crazy.
She cooked us up some cheese omlets, cheese quesadillas, hot sauce, sliced
tomatos, sliced oranges, sliced apples, sliced pa-pie-ya, and had several
choices of drinks. She had to scramble Bill a egg and make him some toast
since he wasnt in the mood for mexican food. We did share the hot sauce with
him because we didnt want to get our asses kicked. That was some damn fine
eating ....Thanks Mazda.

After breakfast was over we kinda me-andered outside to check over the Green
One. Its looking good. Bill started it up for us and everyone within 10 city
blocks. It fired right up and sounded good. He was telling us how Big Ed
needs to get his ass over there and hook up them air horns. Jerry offered to
do it but Bill said he only wants Big Ed to do the job since he has the
experince and know how....Big Ed had installed some on his previous Yamaha.
Then Jerry was wanting to ride a little so I called Gary Walker and told him
that Jerry and I were thinking about going to Kellers and if he wanted to
join us then he could meet Jerry. He told me that he would be there and he
was. I called and reported the same thing to Big Ed and he showed up also.
We drank a little and ate a burger and talked to some of the locals. Big Ed
told us that he loved us but he had to return to work so he left. Then Jerry
inquired about if there was a Suzuki dealership near to see if they had a
Bandit. Gary knew where one was and took us to it. No Bandits to be found.
We looked at there other bikes and decided not to buy anything there. I
asked Gary where that place called Bikers Got To Have It was and he said
right down the street a piece so we headed there to look for something to
spend some money on. Jerry bought a Do-Rag and I bought me a skull mask deal
to keep my face warm during the cold front tommorow. We stood out in there
parking lot a while and talked about our GPS's and was explaining to Gary
Walker how they worked and this and that. I advised him if he didnt like
running on gravel road, flooded roads, dirt roads, mud roads or driving thru
nigger town not to buy one.

We decided that we had talked enough so we mounted up. Jerry headed to
Collinsville..where ever that is....Gary headed back towards his house and I
headed to Arlington. It was good to see Jerry and Gary again. Bill was
looking good today. Big Ed was sexy as always. I think when I got home my
ODO said 115 miles. Sucks that I forgot my camera today. I was pulling some
pictures off of my memory card and left it laying on my desk.

Redshad

On Feb 19, 7:38 pm, "Redshad" <reds....DeleteThis@tx.rr.com> wrote:
> This morning I got up and turned on the computer to check my e-mail and Bill
> hit me on instant messenger to let me know that Jerry was in da house. He
> told me to come over but I ignored him and went back to bed for my morning
> nap. I just got to sleeping good and the damn phone rang. I looked to see
> who it was and it was Billy Walker telling me to get my ass over there
> because Mazda was whoopin up a big ole breakfast. I told him I would be
> right there. I got myself ready and checked the Goldwing to make sure it
> would start and it did. Its been setting up for a couple days with no
> battery tender. I pulled up at the La Casa ala mexi-cana and was met at the
> door by Bill. I came in the house and sho nuff, breakfast was a cookin. I
> was told that Mazda made some of her famous hot sauce when she heard I was
> comming over...she dont make that just for anyone as Jerry discovered. Mazda
> is a damn good cook and if anyone turns down her cooking, they are crazy.
> She cooked us up some cheese omlets, cheese quesadillas, hot sauce, sliced
> tomatos, sliced oranges, sliced apples, sliced pa-pie-ya, and had several
> choices of drinks. She had to scramble Bill a egg and make him some toast
> since he wasnt in the mood for mexican food. We did share the hot sauce with
> him because we didnt want to get our asses kicked. That was some damn fine
> eating ....Thanks Mazda.
>
> After breakfast was over we kinda me-andered outside to check over the Green
> One. Its looking good. Bill started it up for us and everyone within 10 city
> blocks. It fired right up and sounded good. He was telling us how Big Ed
> needs to get his ass over there and hook up them air horns. Jerry offered to
> do it but Bill said he only wants Big Ed to do the job since he has the
> experince and know how....Big Ed had installed some on his previous Yamaha..
> Then Jerry was wanting to ride a little so I called Gary Walker and told him
> that Jerry and I were thinking about going to Kellers and if he wanted to
> join us then he could meet Jerry. He told me that he would be there and he
> was. I called and reported the same thing to Big Ed and he showed up also.
> We drank a little and ate a burger and talked to some of the locals. Big Ed
> told us that he loved us but he had to return to work so he left. Then Jerry
> inquired about if there was a Suzuki dealership near to see if they had a
> Bandit. Gary knew where one was and took us to it. No Bandits to be found.
> We looked at there other bikes and decided not to buy anything there. I
> asked Gary where that place called Bikers Got To Have It was and he said
> right down the street a piece so we headed there to look for something to
> spend some money on. Jerry bought a Do-Rag and I bought me a skull mask deal
> to keep my face warm during the cold front tommorow. We stood out in there
> parking lot a while and talked about our GPS's and was explaining to Gary
> Walker how they worked and this and that. I advised him if he didnt like
> running on gravel road, flooded roads, dirt roads, mud roads or driving thru
> nigger town not to buy one.
>
> We decided that we had talked enough so we mounted up. Jerry headed to
> Collinsville..where ever that is....Gary headed back towards his house and I
> headed to Arlington. It was good to see Jerry and Gary again. Bill was
> looking good today. Big Ed was sexy as always. I think when I got home my
> ODO said 115 miles. Sucks that I forgot my camera today. I was pulling some
> pictures off of my memory card and left it laying on my desk.
>
> Redshad

I've been having a problem with my telephone not ringing all day....I
guess all you guys decided to not drive into the cow pastures and
barbed wire fencing trying to keep up, huh?

Sounds like you guys had a good nice ride though. Was Jerry on the
Valk, Trike, or the CB?