WAY OT: Santa VS the FAA

External Since: Sep 01, 2003 Posts: 68

Shirley a round for the FAA workers and anyone else that wants one.

Santa VS the FAA

It seems Santa was over due his flight certification on his sleigh.
So the FAA in their infinite wisdom sent a new inspector from the Academy in Oklahoma City.
He was a native Okie from down around Idabel.
For those of you who are not familiar with Oklahoma Idabel is in far Southeast Oklahoma.
Anyhow they sent Jimbo Dewayne McCracken.

So Jimbo went up to the North Pole and was hooked up with the head Elf in charge of the sleigh.
He checked all the maintenance records for the last 25 or so years.
"You folks sure keep good records" he remarked to the Elf.
"Everything here seems to be in order."

he then asked "Can I see Santa's medical records?"
Charlie (that's the Elf's name) said sure and went off to get them for Jimbo.
He got back with them and handed them over.
So Jimbo went over them with a fine tooth comb.
"Can't find anything wrong here." He remarked.
"Santa seems to carry some extra weight but no problems with diabetes or blood pressure."

"Ok we need to do a flight check now." Said Jimbo.
So Charlie went off and brought Santa back to the hanger.
Santa and Jimbo traded pleasantries while the team was hooked up.
As they were getting into the sleigh Santa noticed Jimbo had a Shotgun.

"What the hell is that thing for?" Asked Santa.
"Well Santa I'm not supposed to tell you this."
"But You're going to lose an engine on takeoff."

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"DaPrez" <Daprez.DeleteThis@THEOBVIOUS.com> wrote in message
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> Shirley a round for the FAA workers and anyone else that wants one.
>
> Santa VS the FAA
>
> It seems Santa was over due his flight certification on his sleigh.
> So the FAA in their infinite wisdom sent a new inspector from the Academy
in Oklahoma City.
> He was a native Okie from down around Idabel.
> For those of you who are not familiar with Oklahoma Idabel is in far
Southeast Oklahoma.
> Anyhow they sent Jimbo Dewayne McCracken.
>
> So Jimbo went up to the North Pole and was hooked up with the head Elf in
charge of the sleigh.
> He checked all the maintenance records for the last 25 or so years.
> "You folks sure keep good records" he remarked to the Elf.
> "Everything here seems to be in order."
>
> he then asked "Can I see Santa's medical records?"
> Charlie (that's the Elf's name) said sure and went off to get them for
Jimbo.
> He got back with them and handed them over.
> So Jimbo went over them with a fine tooth comb.
> "Can't find anything wrong here." He remarked.
> "Santa seems to carry some extra weight but no problems with diabetes or
blood pressure."
>
> "Ok we need to do a flight check now." Said Jimbo.
> So Charlie went off and brought Santa back to the hanger.
> Santa and Jimbo traded pleasantries while the team was hooked up.
> As they were getting into the sleigh Santa noticed Jimbo had a Shotgun.
>
> "What the hell is that thing for?" Asked Santa.
> "Well Santa I'm not supposed to tell you this."
> "But You're going to lose an engine on takeoff."

Heh, I think I work with Jimbo. Someone brought a pot of deer chili to work
today...

How's the new bike?

Les