SECRET - Unaugural Report

Security forces monitored the proliferation of crop circles on a sleepy
property in regional NSW this week.

Interest was piqued further as a number of tents sprouted within the
aforementioned crop circles. Reports from Saturday night's surveillance
mission by stealth aircraft indicated the presence of several black pointy
hats cavorting around a giant signal fire, and
what appeared to be a landing strip, marked at each end by flashing red
bicycle lights (a fav tool of pointy-hatted t*rr*r*sts ).

Suspicion that security forces had stumbled upon a training camp for Very
Bad People prompted several early morning
sweeps by Blackhawk helicopters filled with heavily armed troops, who slunk
home in their chopper when the light of day showed that the alleged "landing
strip" was nothing more than a mown strip with a dunny at one end and a
Naughty Stool (vacant, coz BT was disarmed) at the other.

END OF REPORT (apart from this bit): Thanks BT & Minx, for organising a
terrific time - you are true firemeisters.

This was my first ever rally - it was really great to put some more faces to
names, and practise my novice beer-witch duties so I can get Johno a beer
"properly" one of these days <grin>.

Thanks heaps everybody - (and special thanks to Tim and Jase for "escorting
" me off the property and all the way on that bloody gravel road back to
civilisation ... I think I just about hit 60kmh on bits of it (is that
"winding it out", lemmiwinks???<snigger>)

Can't wait to see the pics!

betty

bikerbetty wrote:
> Security forces monitored the proliferation of crop circles on a sleepy
> property in regional NSW this week.
>
> Interest was piqued further as a number of tents sprouted within the
> aforementioned crop circles. Reports from Saturday night's surveillance
> mission by stealth aircraft indicated the presence of several black pointy
> hats cavorting around a giant signal fire, and
> what appeared to be a landing strip, marked at each end by flashing red
> bicycle lights (a fav tool of pointy-hatted t*rr*r*sts ).
>
> Suspicion that security forces had stumbled upon a training camp for Very
> Bad People prompted several early morning
> sweeps by Blackhawk helicopters filled with heavily armed troops, who slunk
> home in their chopper when the light of day showed that the alleged "landing
> strip" was nothing more than a mown strip with a dunny at one end and a
> Naughty Stool (vacant, coz BT was disarmed) at the other.
>
> END OF REPORT (apart from this bit): Thanks BT & Minx, for organising a
> terrific time - you are true firemeisters.
>
> This was my first ever rally - it was really great to put some more faces to
> names, and practise my novice beer-witch duties so I can get Johno a beer
> "properly" one of these days <grin>.
>
> Thanks heaps everybody - (and special thanks to Tim and Jase for "escorting
> " me off the property and all the way on that bloody gravel road back to
> civilisation ... I think I just about hit 60kmh on bits of it (is that
> "winding it out", lemmiwinks???<snigger>)
>
> Can't wait to see the pics!
>
> betty
>
>
>
>
Did the ex Pristine works rider Mahatma Rossi attend ?
S Z.