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Peter Cremasco2

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(Msg. 16) Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:31 pm
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On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 20:51:55 +1000, "conehead" <conehead.DeleteThis@witsend.com>
wrote:

 >I have crushed Lumbar 1 & L2 from boat & bike crashes.
 >
 >After the latest incident, a social-engineering lying bastard scheming turd
 >fuckwit prick of a surgeon convinced me that just hitting a large bump could
 >make me a paraplegic. Said that scans showed that I had osteoporosis, (loss
 >of strength and mass in bones) and that the slightest impact could be dire.
 >
 >I eventually saw a bone-density-specialist who said (approx) "You've come
 >off a bike at about 80 kmh, hit the deck, the bike has hit you, and you've
 >only broken one bone in your back. There's nothing wrong with your bones.
 >They look less dense on the scans because you're a fat bastard, that's all".
 >
 >Changed my life back to normal again.

Worked with a bloke, a few years ago, who gave up smoking after being
told he had emphysema. Then searched until he found a Dr who told him he
DIDN'T have emphysema - and promptly took up smoking again.

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'81 Suzuki GS450-s
'87 BMW K100RT

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(Msg. 17) Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:33 pm
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"Peter Cremasco" <crumpetDELETE.DeleteThis@dnet.aunz.com> wrote in message
news:fpg270hpk515nuft3o6m89favjt2351l3s@4ax.com...
 > On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 20:51:55 +1000, "conehead" <conehead.DeleteThis@witsend.com>
 > wrote:
 >
  > >I have crushed Lumbar 1 & L2 from boat & bike crashes.
  > >
  > >After the latest incident, a social-engineering lying bastard scheming
turd
  > >fuckwit prick of a surgeon convinced me that just hitting a large bump
could
  > >make me a paraplegic. Said that scans showed that I had osteoporosis,
(loss
  > >of strength and mass in bones) and that the slightest impact could be
dire.
  > >
  > >I eventually saw a bone-density-specialist who said (approx) "You've come
  > >off a bike at about 80 kmh, hit the deck, the bike has hit you, and
you've
  > >only broken one bone in your back. There's nothing wrong with your
bones.
  > >They look less dense on the scans because you're a fat bastard, that's
all".
  > >
  > >Changed my life back to normal again.
 >
 > Worked with a bloke, a few years ago, who gave up smoking after being
 > told he had emphysema. Then searched until he found a Dr who told him he
 > DIDN'T have emphysema - and promptly took up smoking again.
 >
 > ---
 > Cheers
 >

Dr Who is a fictional character, Peter.

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Hamish Alker-Jones

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(Msg. 18) Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:41 pm
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On 5/4/04 8:51 PM, in article c4rdrl$2miklp$1@ID-154455.news.uni-berlin.de,
"conehead" <conehead.DeleteThis@witsend.com> decided to come out from under the bed and
slurred:

 > "rustydog" <rustydog.DeleteThis@austarnet.com.au> wrote in message
 > news:c4qbou$hgl$1@austar-news.austar.net.au...
  >> Well it looks like my riding days are over. I have been experiencing back
  >> and neck pain now for a year or so, well more than usual. Had xrays done
  >> and I have a couple of vertabrae in my lower back with fractures and C6
 > and
  >> C7 in my neck also have fractures, explains why the back of my head goes
  >> numb. Will bide my time let them heal and see how I go in the next 6
 > months
  >> or so.
  >>
  >> Anyone else have similar problems and still ride?
  >>
  >> Adrian
  >>
  >>
 >
 > I have crushed Lumbar 1 & L2 from boat & bike crashes.
 >
 > After the latest incident, a social-engineering lying bastard scheming turd
 > fuckwit prick of a surgeon convinced me that just hitting a large bump could
 > make me a paraplegic. Said that scans showed that I had osteoporosis, (loss
 > of strength and mass in bones) and that the slightest impact could be dire.
 >
 > I eventually saw a bone-density-specialist who said (approx) "You've come
 > off a bike at about 80 kmh, hit the deck, the bike has hit you, and you've
 > only broken one bone in your back. There's nothing wrong with your bones.
 > They look less dense on the scans because you're a fat bastard, that's all".
 >
 > Changed my life back to normal again.
 >
 > Have you tried different bike set-ups? I can't ride sporty-type layouts
 > where I have to force my head back to get it level, but anything where the
 > footpegs are directly under the seat and the 'bars are reasonably high is
 > fine.
 >
 > Exercise on a weights-machine to strengthen your back muscles might help,
 > too...it helps me. Steroids are good, too. And pain-killers. And booze,
 > of course, but only for pleasure.
 >
 > Life is too short to give up without a battle. Cardigans and Hyundais are
 > for old people.
 >
 > --
 > conehead
 > try one of these wild-man pills, sir
 >
 >
 >
Pheww, I wasn't mentioned at all

Hammo

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(Msg. 19) Posted: Mon Apr 05, 2004 10:45 pm
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"Hamish Alker-Jones" <hammo RemoveThis @ihug.com.au> wrote <snip>
  > >
 > Pheww, I wasn't mentioned at all
 >
 > Hammo
 >

I keep forgetting it was all your fault

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Peter Cremasco2

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(Msg. 20) Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 8:55 am
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On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 21:33:47 +1000, "conehead" <conehead DeleteThis @witsend.com>
wrote:

  >>
  >> Worked with a bloke, a few years ago, who gave up smoking after being
  >> told he had emphysema. Then searched until he found a Dr who told him he
  >> DIDN'T have emphysema - and promptly took up smoking again.
  >>
 >
 >Dr Who is a fictional character, Peter.

Can't be. I met him next week, and he said "Who's Conehead?"

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PeterC [aka MildThing]
'81 Suzuki GS450-s
'87 BMW K100RT

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knobdoodle1

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(Msg. 21) Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:09 am
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Peter Cremasco wrote in message ...
 >On Mon, 5 Apr 2004 21:33:47 +1000, "conehead" <conehead DeleteThis @witsend.com>
 >wrote:
 >
   >>>
   >>> Worked with a bloke, a few years ago, who gave up smoking after being
   >>> told he had emphysema. Then searched until he found a Dr who told him he
   >>> DIDN'T have emphysema - and promptly took up smoking again.
   >>>
  >>
  >>Dr Who is a fictional character, Peter.
 >
 >Can't be. I met him next week, and he said "Who's Conehead?"
 >
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Pat Heslewood1

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(Msg. 22) Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 7:22 pm
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"conehead" <conehead.RemoveThis@witsend.com> wrote in message
news:c4rdrl$2miklp$1@ID-154455.news.uni-berlin.de...
 > "rustydog" <rustydog.RemoveThis@austarnet.com.au> wrote in message
 > news:c4qbou$hgl$1@austar-news.austar.net.au...
  > > Well it looks like my riding days are over. I have been experiencing
back
  > > and neck pain now for a year or so, well more than usual. Had xrays
done
  > > and I have a couple of vertabrae in my lower back with fractures and C6
 > and
  > > C7 in my neck also have fractures, explains why the back of my head goes
  > > numb. Will bide my time let them heal and see how I go in the next 6
 > months
  > > or so.
  > >
  > > Anyone else have similar problems and still ride?
  > >
  > > Adrian
  > >
  > >
 >
 > I have crushed Lumbar 1 & L2 from boat & bike crashes.
 >
 > After the latest incident, a social-engineering lying bastard scheming
turd
 > fuckwit prick of a surgeon convinced me that just hitting a large bump
could
 > make me a paraplegic. Said that scans showed that I had osteoporosis,
(loss
 > of strength and mass in bones) and that the slightest impact could be
dire.
 >
 > I eventually saw a bone-density-specialist who said (approx) "You've come
 > off a bike at about 80 kmh, hit the deck, the bike has hit you, and you've
 > only broken one bone in your back. There's nothing wrong with your bones.
 > They look less dense on the scans because you're a fat bastard, that's
all".
 >
 > Changed my life back to normal again.
 >
 > Have you tried different bike set-ups? I can't ride sporty-type layouts
 > where I have to force my head back to get it level, but anything where the
 > footpegs are directly under the seat and the 'bars are reasonably high is
 > fine.

How do you use footpegs under the seat?

Postman Pat


 > Exercise on a weights-machine to strengthen your back muscles might help,
 > too...it helps me. Steroids are good, too. And pain-killers. And booze,
 > of course, but only for pleasure.
 >
 > Life is too short to give up without a battle. Cardigans and Hyundais are
 > for old people.
 >
 > --
 > conehead
 > try one of these wild-man pills, sir
 >
 >
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Frank Warner

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(Msg. 23) Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 10:24 pm
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Pat Heslewood wrote:
 >
 > "conehead" <conehead RemoveThis @witsend.com> wrote in message
 > news:c4rdrl$2miklp$1@ID-154455.news.uni-berlin.de...
  > > "rustydog" <rustydog RemoveThis @austarnet.com.au> wrote in message
  > > news:c4qbou$hgl$1@austar-news.austar.net.au...
   > > > Well it looks like my riding days are over. I have been experiencing
 > back
   > > > and neck pain now for a year or so, well more than usual. Had xrays
 > done
   > > > and I have a couple of vertabrae in my lower back with fractures and C6
  > > and
   > > > C7 in my neck also have fractures, explains why the back of my head goes
   > > > numb. Will bide my time let them heal and see how I go in the next 6
  > > months
   > > > or so.
   > > >
   > > > Anyone else have similar problems and still ride?
   > > >
   > > > Adrian
   > > >
   > > >
  > >
  > > I have crushed Lumbar 1 & L2 from boat & bike crashes.
  > >
  > > After the latest incident, a social-engineering lying bastard scheming
 > turd
  > > fuckwit prick of a surgeon convinced me that just hitting a large bump
 > could
  > > make me a paraplegic. Said that scans showed that I had osteoporosis,
 > (loss
  > > of strength and mass in bones) and that the slightest impact could be
 > dire.
  > >
  > > I eventually saw a bone-density-specialist who said (approx) "You've come
  > > off a bike at about 80 kmh, hit the deck, the bike has hit you, and you've
  > > only broken one bone in your back. There's nothing wrong with your bones.
  > > They look less dense on the scans because you're a fat bastard, that's
 > all".
  > >
  > > Changed my life back to normal again.
  > >
  > > Have you tried different bike set-ups? I can't ride sporty-type layouts
  > > where I have to force my head back to get it level, but anything where the
  > > footpegs are directly under the seat and the 'bars are reasonably high is
  > > fine.
 >
 > How do you use footpegs under the seat?
 >
 > Postman Pat

Correction procedure for those with knock knees Pat. As compared to
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(Msg. 24) Posted: Tue Apr 06, 2004 11:03 pm
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"Pat Heslewood" <pstmnpat RemoveThis @tpg.com.au> wrote <snip>
  > >
  > > Have you tried different bike set-ups? I can't ride sporty-type
layouts
  > > where I have to force my head back to get it level, but anything where
the
  > > footpegs are directly under the seat and the 'bars are reasonably high
is
  > > fine.
 >
 > How do you use footpegs under the seat?
 >
 > Postman Pat
 >
 >
The same way everyone else (except you) does, Pat

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