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Vito

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 11:56 am
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Two Mexicans are riding up the Pacific Coast Highway on a motorbike when
they experience a break down. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can be
of some help and the Mexicans ask him for a lift.
He tells them he has no room as he is carrying 10,000 bowling balls. The
Mexicans ask the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with
their bike, will he take them to the next town and he agrees.

They manage to squeeze their motorcycle and themselves into the back of the
trailer so the driver shuts the doors and gets back on his way. By this time
he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough the California
Highway Patrol pulls him over for speeding. The officer asks the driver what
he is carrying to which he replies 'Mexican eggs'. The cop doesn't believe
this so he wants to take a look.

He opens the back door of the trailer then quickly shuts and locks it, then
he gets on his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as
possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that requires so many
officers.

"I've got a trailer with 10,000 Mexican eggs in it - Only 2 have hatched so
far, but they've already managed to steal a motorcycle."

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 6:18 am
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On Jan 16, 9:56 am, "Vito" <v....DeleteThis@xxcrosslink.net> SNIP

> "I've got a trailer with 10,000 Mexican eggs in it - Only 2 have hatched so
> far, but they've already managed to steal a motorcycle."

<smile> yeah first time I heard that it was Pollocks, then WoPs, then
Niggars and then...well you get the picture. Only thing that change
was the inbred bigot with a badge.
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Oh it's real.

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(Msg. 3) Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:09 am
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On Jan 17, 7:46�am, "Vito" <v....TakeThisOut@xxcrosslink.net> wrote:

> You live such a sorry humorless life, so full of hang-ups. �I'm truly sorry
> for you.

Pete Roehling has to be the biggest party pooper on Usenet. He's no
fun at all.


A Black, a Mexican, and a White guy are walking on a beach when they
find a lamp. When they pick it up and rub the sand off, a genie
appears. The genie tells them that since there are three of them,
they'll each get a wish.

The Black steps forward. "I wish that me and all my Black brothers
were out of America and back in Africa." The genie nods, "it shall be
done." *poof* The Black guy disappears.

The Mexican steps up and says "I wish that me and all the other
Mexicans were out of America and back in Mexico." The genie nods, "it
shall be done." *poof* The Mexican disappears.

The genie looks at the White guy. "What do you wish?"

The White guy looks around, then looks at the genie. "You mean to tell
me, all the Blacks and all the Mexicans are gone out of the US?" The
genie nods, and the White guy just shrugs. "Hell, then I guess I'll
just have a Coke then."
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:11 am
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On Jan 17, 6:18�am, laughing man <schis....TakeThisOut@q.com> wrote:

> <smile> yeah first time I heard that it was Pollocks, then WoPs, then
> Niggars and �then...well you get the picture. Only thing that change
> was the inbred bigot with a badge.

Humor is all in your point of view. If your point of view is as narrow
as Pete Roehling's. you've never had any fun in your entire life.


What do you call a bunch of white guys running down the street?

A marathon.

Black guys?

A race riot.

Mexicans?

A jail break.
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 8:13 am
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On Jan 17, 6:19�am, laughing man <schis....TakeThisOut@q.com> wrote:

> Fixed it for you numbnuts.

Fix this one.


What do you call a Mexican street gang holding hands around a
crackhouse?

A spicket fence.
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 12:58 pm
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On Jan 17, 11:08�am, "P. Roehling" <nowayj....RemoveThis@uh-uh.edu> wrote:

> And how is Mrs Krusty these days?

She's White.





What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 4:59 pm
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"Guzzisto" <OneFastGoose RemoveThis @yahoo.com> wrote

>> You live such a sorry humorless life, so full of hang-ups. I'm truly
>> sorry
>> for you.

> That what radical liberalism does to people.

That's odd: I've always been a conservative, Krusty.

Or were you speaking of Krusty, Krusty?
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:48 am
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On Jan 17, 9:13 am, "♂♂♂" <Rhiann....RemoveThis@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Jan 17, 6:19�am, laughing man <schis....RemoveThis@q.com> wrote:
>
> > Fixed it for you numbnuts.
>
> Fix this one.
>
> What do you call a LAPD street gang holding hands around a
> crackhouse?
>
> Agressive takeover of a competators territory.

Do try harder...
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:22 am
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On Jan 18, 6:52�am, laughing man <schis....RemoveThis@q.com> wrote:

> > That what radical liberalism does to people.
>
> Funny that, true liberals I've met were the most racist. By their
> actions not their words, most ended up in congress.

Bullshit. Name somebody you know personally who is in congress.
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:56 pm
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On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 06:52:05 -0800, laughing man wrote:

> Funny that, true liberals I've met were the most racist. By their
> actions not their words, most ended up in congress.

o Rado, James, and Gerome Ragni, lyr. "Easy to Be Hard."
Libretto. _Hair_. 1967. Music by Galt MacDermot. 14 Dec. 2007. Sound
Track Lyrics. 18 Jan. 2008
<http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/hair/easytobehard.htm>.


> Easy to Be Hard


> How can people be so heartless
> How can people be so cruel
> Easy to be hard
> Easy to be cold

> How can people have no feelings
> How can they ignore their friends
> Easy to be proud
> Easy to say no

> And especially people
> Who care about strangers
> Who care about evil
> And social injustice
> Do you only
> Care about the bleeding crowd?
> How about a needing friend?
> I need a friend

> How can people be so heartless
> You know I'm hung up on you
> Easy to give in
> Easy to help out

> And especially people
> Who care about strangers
> Who say they care about social injustice
> Do you only
> Care about the bleeding crowd
> How about a needing friend?
> I need a friend

> How can people have no feelings
> How can they ignore their friends
> Easy to be hard
> Easy to be cold
> Easy to be proud
> Easy to say no


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