Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns, or should they?

I know this isn't the accepted forum for mechanical problems, nor
domestic disputes, but I just couldn't help myself.

So sit back, have a few cold ones on me -- plastics on the bar
Shirley, and see if you have any better advice.
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Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns, or should they?

Dear Walter:

I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more
than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and my bike
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When
I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband
is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted
him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a
lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd
carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR.
When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and
he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him
why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted
that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to
stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago
and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him
anymore. Can you please help?

Sincerely, Mrs.. Sheila Usk



Dear Sheila:

A bike stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor
float chamber. I hope this helps.

Walter

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Dean
'06 FLHR

<Dean> wrote in message news:b9uel3l800c0bnhpk1bbb2irj7vcundas5@4ax.com...
>I know this isn't the accepted forum for mechanical problems, nor
> domestic disputes, but I just couldn't help myself.
>
> So sit back, have a few cold ones on me -- plastics on the bar
> Shirley, and see if you have any better advice.
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> Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns, or should they?


Yeah thanks. Havn't seen this one at all in the past 3-4 days at least. :/