Joke of the day

Wanna hear a good one... I'm gonna tell it anyway..

Seems this fellow was shipwrecked and stranded on a desert island for about
ten years.. One day as he was relaxing and scanning the horizon, he saw a
speck coming towards his island.. First.. he imagined a shipthat would
rescue him, then as it drew closer, he imagined a boat that would deliver
him off the island.. Soon a raft drew up on the beach and a knock dead
gorgeous lady got off it, dressed in a divers suit with a body to die for..
She asked him how long he had been on the island.. He told her ten years..
She asked when was the last time he had a cigarette, "ten years", he
replied..She unzipped a pocket on her left shoulder and taking a pack of
smokes from it, she gave him one.. He lit it and inhaled deeply.." God .. he
said as he inhaled the rich smoke" "that feels so good".. She then asked him
when was the last time he'd had a drink of good whiskey.. "ten years" , he
again replied.. Unzipping the pocket on her right shoulder, she took out a
small flask and offered it to him... He drank deeply and sighed "God ...
that feels soooooo good".. When she commenced to unzip the wet suit and
slide it down, she asked him " when was the last time, he'd had a good
time".. "ten years" he replied... When the wet suit was about half way down
he said.. "damn lady , you got a motorcycle in there, too "....