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(Msg. 1) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:08 am
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Whilst reading through the paperwork to renew the insurance on my RD,
I read this:
"IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
Section IV, Item b2,
There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
(a) Nuclear Reaction;
(b) Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
(c) The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of
radiation from any nuclear or radioactive device."
I can only laugh.
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Apple Valley, MN
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(Msg. 2) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 4:24 am
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One day in rec.motorcycles, Also Sprach John:
> Whilst reading through the paperwork to renew the insurance on my RD,
> I read this:
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> "IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
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> Section IV, Item b2,
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> There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
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> (a) Nuclear Reaction;
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> (b) Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
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> (c) The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of
> radiation from any nuclear or radioactive device."
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> I can only laugh.
>
Oh man. Heh. Someone was at work one day, and came up with this crap.
Imagine what he went through to convince the appropriate people that it
was neccessary to inform the policy holders of this significant change in
policy.
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 7:39 am
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John <jeburkremove RemoveThis @frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:14snb0td7mts5220degfe9itrf3sol7qhe@4ax.com...
> Whilst reading through the paperwork to renew the insurance on my RD,
> I read this:
>
>
> "IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
>
> Section IV, Item b2,
>
> There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
>
> (a) Nuclear Reaction;
>
> (b) Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
>
> (c) The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of
> radiation from any nuclear or radioactive device."
>
>
>
> I can only laugh.
>
Wasn't that already covered under "wars, riots, or insurrections?" i always
liked that part.
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(Msg. 4) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 12:25 pm
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John ...
Where do these folks stand on floods? 
No joke. After years of flooded basements, some areas around here where
these folks live were declared flood plains. Now they're eligable to buy
FEMAs flood insurance.
Just one small problem.
Their basments flood through the sewer system (a nasty mess) and because
THAT is Not an 'act of God' these folks are suckin' hind tit when it
come to anybody paying for their loss.
Their homeowners ins lack flood coverage because they have FEMAs.
Catch 22? You bet.
moto
Hippo sweat has been found to contain large amounts of UV protection,
along with some antibacterial properties.
It's red, and it stinks.
Just who paid for that piece of research?
'02 750 Ace..... The Twin
'01 Magna.... Black Magic
'95 750 Nighthawk.Big Red (now 4 sale)
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(Msg. 5) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 3:05 pm
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>Whilst reading through the paperwork to renew the insurance on my RD,
>I read this:
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>
>"IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
>
>Section IV, Item b2,
>
>There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
>
>(a) Nuclear Reaction;
>
>(b) Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
>
>(c) The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of
>radiation from any nuclear or radioactive device."
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>
>
>I can only laugh.
>
>--
>
>John
You wouldn't be laughing if you rode a Spagthorpe "Airedale"
Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
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(Msg. 6) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 8:52 pm
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"John" <jeburkremove.DeleteThis@frontiernet.net> wrote in message
news:14snb0td7mts5220degfe9itrf3sol7qhe@4ax.com...
> Whilst reading through the paperwork to renew the insurance on my RD,
> I read this:
>
>
> "IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
>
> Section IV, Item b2,
>
> There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
>
> (a) Nuclear Reaction;
>
> (b) Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
>
> (c) The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of
> radiation from any nuclear or radioactive device."
>
>
>
> I can only laugh.
>
> --
>
> John
> Apple Valley, MN
> '02 FZ1
> '73 RD350 "Ha, the Cold War didn't get me!"
>
I just got the same notice from my insurer, and my first reaction was"What
the F****, are they kidding?" Then remembered a recent article in the local
paper about the 'terrorist' threat" of a "dirty bomb", radioactive materiel
blown over an area by using conventional explosives, and it made a really
sick sort of sense, and a really cheap ass cop-out for the insurance
company. Oh what the hell, it might be cool to have a bike that glows in the
dark to ride before the radiation sickness makes you too weak.<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: Insurance Coverage |
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(Msg. 7) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:45 pm
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On Tue, 1 Jun 2004 11:25:45 -0400, motownmoto DeleteThis @webtv.net (moto) wrote:
>John ...
>Where do these folks stand on floods?
>
>No joke. After years of flooded basements, some areas around here where
>these folks live were declared flood plains. Now they're eligable to buy
>FEMAs flood insurance.
>Just one small problem.
>Their basments flood through the sewer system (a nasty mess) and because
>THAT is Not an 'act of God' these folks are suckin' hind tit when it
>come to anybody paying for their loss.
>
>Their homeowners ins lack flood coverage because they have FEMAs.
>
>Catch 22? You bet.
IIRC, sewer back-ups is seperate coverage under my homeowner's policy.
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John
Apple Valley, MN
'02 FZ1
'73 RD350<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: Insurance Coverage |
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(Msg. 8) Posted: Tue Jun 01, 2004 11:47 pm
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On 01 Jun 2004 14:05:30 GMT, sschiffners.DeleteThis@aol.comnilfeces (keith s.)
wrote:
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>>
>>Whilst reading through the paperwork to renew the insurance on my RD,
>>I read this:
>>
>>
>>"IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
>>
>>Section IV, Item b2,
>>
>>There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
>>
>>(a) Nuclear Reaction;
>>
>>(b) Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
>>
>>(c) The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of
>>radiation from any nuclear or radioactive device."
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>>
>>I can only laugh.
>>
>>--
>>
>>John
>
>You wouldn't be laughing if you rode a Spagthorpe "Airedale"
"He laughed until he cried,
Then he died, then he died,"
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John
Apple Valley, MN
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'73 RD350<!-- ~MESSAGE_AFTER~ --> >> Stay informed about: Insurance Coverage |
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(Msg. 9) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:20 am
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John <jeburkremove.RemoveThis@frontiernet.net> wrote in
news:14snb0td7mts5220degfe9itrf3sol7qhe@4ax.com:
> "IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
>
> Section IV, Item b2,
>
> There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
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> (a) Nuclear Reaction;
DAMN!!! There goes my plans for my alternative fuel engine on my K-LT...
Shit.
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(Msg. 10) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:22 am
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"Reassembler" <Reassembler.RemoveThis@hotmail.com> wrote in
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> Wasn't that already covered under "wars, riots, or insurrections?"
> i always liked that part.
>
Just remember to stay clear of Chicago when the Bull loose that there
bassabawl match...
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(Msg. 11) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 12:30 am
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"Stephen!" <No DeleteThis @spam.com> wrote in news:Xns94FB87EB7457Bsmvsmv@
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> Just remember to stay clear of Chicago when the Bull loose that there
> bassabawl match...
....when the Bull's lose...
Damn.
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(Msg. 12) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 11:15 am
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On Tue, 01 Jun 2004 23:20:50 GMT, Stephen! wrote:
> John <jeburkremove.RemoveThis@frontiernet.net> wrote in
> news:14snb0td7mts5220degfe9itrf3sol7qhe@4ax.com:
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>> "IMPORTANT NOTICE Regarding Changes To Your Policy
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>> Section IV, Item b2,
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>> There is no coverage for *loss* to any vehicle that results from:
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>> (a) Nuclear Reaction;
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> DAMN!!! There goes my plans for my alternative fuel engine on my K-LT...
>
> Shit.
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(Msg. 13) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:26 pm
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>> DAMN!!! There goes my plans for my alternative fuel engine on my K-LT...
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>> Shit.
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>nano-blackholes have a wider powerband anyway.
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hmph, maco-blackholes have more torque! I'd rather torque than pure HP on the
street any day.
Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
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jewelry once in a while.
Dum vivimus, vivamus
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(Msg. 14) Posted: Wed Jun 02, 2004 8:12 pm
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keith s. wrote:
>>>DAMN!!! There goes my plans for my alternative fuel engine on my K-LT...
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>>>Shit.
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>>nano-blackholes have a wider powerband anyway.
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> hmph, maco-blackholes have
but they have to keep moving or they will, um, er, uh...do something or
other, I've heard.
more torque! I'd rather torque than pure HP on the
> street any day.
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> Nefarious Necrologist 42nd class
> Some people ride, some just like to show off their butt
> jewelry once in a while.
> Dum vivimus, vivamus
> <3 )3~~ <3 )3~~
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(Msg. 15) Posted: Thu Jun 03, 2004 3:00 am
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entropy_magnet <spamtrap.RemoveThis@threadkiller.com> wrote in
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>> DAMN!!! There goes my plans for my alternative fuel engine on my
>> K-LT...
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>> Shit.
>
> nano-blackholes have a wider powerband anyway.
yahbutt have you seen what they do to chrome?
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