another CONSULTATION

Jack Slutmuffin wrote:

>
> Manson almost did it, DeGrimston got some mileage out of it.

If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party,
do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of
the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and
yell, "Log o' fire! Log o' fire!" I've never done this, but I think it'd
work.

-Jack