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DYING IN THE ARSE - AUS.MOTO IS DYING IN THE ARSE! COME ON OVER TO NETRIDER, WHERE EVERYDAY IS BETTER THAN THE LAST. JUST REMEMBER TO BE FRIENDLY OY YOU'LL GET YOUR ARSE BUTT KICKED

I've got a very sore arse - ....from riding my bloody pushbike. I used to ride about 300+ kms per week on the damned thing until I bought a powered bike about 3 years ago. So today I dragged out the beast and did a quick 14km spin with a few nasty hills, got stuffed and..

*SPOILER* my arse, well done T.B/Ducati! - One down one to go!! Forza Troy - Forza Ducati!! With the L O N G E S T straights it suits the much more powerful 4's, its a power track.... Alas somebody forgot to tell he is doing a Valentino and holding the throttle on longer then anybody..

"Ww will destoy him" & "We dont need him to win" SPOILER M.. - LOL G O L D!!

Josh Brookes got the arse (World Supersports) - What a shame. Still; maybe that's free him up for an -- Clem to fueling is 3 rd gear feels a strange - like its not getting enuff -- Corks.
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Peter Cremasco

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(Msg. 1) Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:51 pm
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Clem. I seem to remember you used the example of arse cancer as a
jocular aside a few years ago.

I'm sure this will be of interest to you:

http://www.drivingtoday.com/news_this_week/2008-01-31-3861-driving/index.html
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Motorcycle Cancer Seat Patent Granted

If you ride a motorcycle and are concerned about your vital organs, you
should read on. The United Kingdom has granted a patent to Canadian
inventor Randall Dale Chipkar for his innovative
"electromagnetic-shielding motorcycle seat," an invention is designed to
shield motorcycle electromagnetic field radiation from penetrating a
rider's vital organs.

According to Chipkar, various types of extremely low frequency (ELF)
electromagnetic field (EMF) radiations have been linked to health
disorders including cancer. Many motorcycles generate excessive ELF EMF
radiation up through the seat penetrating directly into the rider's
groin and torso. The prostate is of major concern as it is one of the
closest delicate glands that could be invaded by the radiation, and the
colon and neighboring organs are also at risk, Chipkar said.

ELF EMF radiation at close exposure is unnatural and over time could
have devastating biological consequences, said Chipkar, who is the
author of the book Motorcycle Cancer? Major organizations now agree that
ELF EMF magnetic fields are a possible carcinogen, and he noted he
created his safety seat because people should not have to gamble with
their health because they love riding motorcycles.

Chipkar said "I am now open to licensing or even selling some of my
worldwide patents as long as I am assured the seats can reach consumers
immediately. Hopefully, this new seat will revolutionize the motorcycle
industry to keep riders safer. Let's put 'true freedom' back into riding
motorcycles!"
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You old soothsayer, you.

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John Tserkezis

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(Msg. 2) Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 8:49 pm
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Peter Cremasco wrote:

> Clem. I seem to remember you used the example of arse cancer as a
> jocular aside a few years ago.

I could pick that report to pieces, but instead, I offer this waste of time:


Much like magnetic blankets and pillows they sell on daytime TV, I invented
magnetic suppositories as a cure for bowel cancer.
But for all the good they did, you may as well have shoved them up your arse.


Boom boom?
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(Msg. 3) Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 2:48 am
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What he's made it safe to ride with your genitals exposed ? I mean
that's true freedom - wind in your hair ..

Peter Cremasco wrote:
> ...Let's put 'true freedom' back into riding
> motorcycles!"
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will_s

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(Msg. 4) Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 6:03 am
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"Peter Cremasco" <Firstname.Lastname RemoveThis @bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:61rn0lF20p4utU1@mid.individual.net...
> Clem. I seem to remember you used the example of arse cancer as a jocular
> aside a few years ago.
>
> I'm sure this will be of interest to you:
>
> http://www.drivingtoday.com/news_this_week/2008-01-31-3861-driving/index.html
> --------
> Motorcycle Cancer Seat Patent Granted
>
> If you ride a motorcycle and are concerned about your vital organs, you
> should read on. The United Kingdom has granted a patent to Canadian
> inventor Randall Dale Chipkar for his innovative
> "electromagnetic-shielding motorcycle seat," an invention is designed to
> shield motorcycle electromagnetic field radiation from penetrating a
> rider's vital organs.



but will it protect your arse in this group


not bloody likely
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